Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato
steve don’t just accept that bullshit
that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there
That look on his face
“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
Dr. Pepper: Official Soft Drink of the 2012 Republican Party!
(Source: werewolvesintheiryouth)
What if you found the girl of your dreams? What if, just as it seemed you were going to live happily ever after, you found out she was literally the girl “of your dreams”? What if you woke up? Would you do like Fiona, and go back into the Dream World, navigating through a surreal land of monsters and tyrants? What if “It was all just a dream” wasn’t the twist ending, but just the beginning?
Such is the premise of “YU+ME: dream”, a webcomic I created 10 years ago, started drawing 8 years ago, and finished 2 years ago, with a total of 847 pages. It uses a multitude of art styles and mediums, including watercolors, vector, and even clay puppets. Sometimes it’s silly, sometimes it’s scary, sometimes it’s romantic, sometimes it’s an adventure. It can be read online at http://yume-comic.com.
June 18th is “YU+ME Day”, the day I both started and ended the comic, six years apart. In commemoration, I am doing a giveaway!
The Prize: A set of the comics, in paperback form, 6 volumes. Volumes 1-3 are in black and white, volumes 4-6 are in color. All volumes include bonus comics not found online. All of them signed.
To Win: Reblog this post. A winner will be chosen by a random number generator. Your ask box must be open so I can contact you and obtain your address. You must live in a country where it is legal to receive the books. Due to the LGBT content and (very brief, non graphic) nudity, many countries won’t let them through customs, so check with yours, first.
Winner will be chosen on June 18th at 11:59pm.
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
Look, guys. No matter what a girl does, no matter how she’s dressed, no matter how much she’s had to drink, it’s never, never, never, never, never okay to touch her without her consent. That doesn’t make you a man, it makes you a coward.
Vice President Joe “the BAMF” Biden, in a speech launching the federal government’s campaign to fight sexual violence on college campuses (via girl-non-grata)
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
(Source: 30rockasaurus)
